Sunday, December 23, 2007

Great Ways To Masterbate

Regadget Christmas

a little over an hour on Christmas Eve is the ! I already imagine the scene ... around your beautiful trees decorated like a clan of Indians around their sacred totem.
No, do not touch those packages to open them you have to wait a bit '... after the midnight mass will be all yours! If

with your beautiful boxes decorated with bows found a box white, a little 'anonymous and little Christmas, do not worry, it's not a time bomb ... is our Christmas gift !
If you are our customers, or decide to become these days, yours truly at the end of the hearty meal will give you a small basket multipurpose Loghetto stamped with our beautiful ... The gadget serves as

:

1) pens and / or pencils;
2) container of loose change "red" (1, 2 and 5 cents, useful to scrub my grandfather passing them off to bingo for 10, 20 and 50 cents);
3) cell phone holder (or so you call us when you find it);
4) carries business cards (hopefully not more restaurants);
5) door-that-you-think-just-inside-that-got to do.

Now you ask: "Why did not a pen, a calculator or an umbrella? "
" Why not! " I would say!
Because this is a classic item that does not use ink and then throw it, that does not require batteries (not always included) and that does not break with the first gust of wind.
just sits there, motionless and still parked near the home phone or on the desktop ... so look for us to call you should not miss on the list!
Our policy in this case is: "La Trattoria helps its customers. Especially if they are lazy !;)

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